DUBAL MENING SMS

Double Meaning Sms Messages&Jokes 

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..
Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi
Unka Bachaa hua
khana kharab ho gaya..
Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !

Nani to a kid: Soja DIPLOMA soja!

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!! 

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p

Kahte hain, Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai

Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..
Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.

Teacher: What is love?

Teacher: What is love….???
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Student:
‘L’ ko hath me lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
‘V’ me dalte waqt jo
‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!

Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui

Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.

Exam aur Sex ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!

EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
1. Kitna LAMBA tha,
2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata,
3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.

An Egyptian girl asked an Indian boy

An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?
The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID.
I will make u MUMMY.

Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha

Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho

Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.
Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??
Teri Zubaan Ko.