BABAJI KA THULLU

                                Babaji Ka Thullu  b/w Ranbir & Kapil Sharma

Kapil (Ranbir Kapoor se):
Aap Movies Banate Ho…
2-3 Mahine Movie Promote Karte Ho…
Film Hit Ho jaati Hai..
Producer Ko Saare Paise Mil Jaate Hai…

Aapko Kya Milta Hai ?
BABA JI KA THULLU. 

Ranbir : Tumne Yeh Show Shuru Karwaya…
Hindustan Ka Number One Show. .
Kya TRP’s hai . .
Par Tu Abhi Bhi Gareeb Lag Raha Hai . .
Tujhe Kya Mila?
BABA JI KA Thullu

Machchli Saanp PJ – Comedy Nights with Gutthi

Machhli: eeuu eeu eeuu

Saanp: Uuummmmm

Machhli: Tum machli kyu nahi khate…

Saanp: Kyuki machli me kaante hote hain na…

Machli: To chappal pehan ke kha liya kar 

Aapki Zulfe Jaise Noodle – Palak in Comedy Nights

Aapki Zulfe Jaise Noodle
Aapka Chehra Jaise Halwa…

Aapki Zulfe Jaise Noodle
Aapka Chehra Jaise Halwa…
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Jalwa.. Fashion Ka Hai Yeh Jalwaaaaaaaa

———- In Hindi ————

आपकी जुल्फे जैसे नूडल
आपका चेहरा जैसे हलवा…

आपकी जुल्फे जैसे नूडल
आपका चेहरा जैसे हलवा….
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जलवा.. Fashion का है यह जलवा…..

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Gutthi ki Poem, If You don’t Mind

Aap Aaye Hai Hamare Ghar Mein..

Phool Khile Hai Gulshan Gulshan..

Aap Aaye Hai Hamare Ghar Mein..
Phool Khile Hai Gulshan Gulshan..

Mehki Hai har Kali Kali…
Mehki Hai Har Kali Kali..
Chura Ke Dil Mera Goriya Chali…
Uda Ke Nindiya Kaha Tu Chali..

———- In Hindi ——–

आप आये है हमारे घर में..
फूल खिले है गुलशन गुलशन..

आप आये है हमारे घर में..
फूल खिले है गुलशन गुलशन..

महकी है हर कली कली…
महकी है हर कली कली..
चुरा के दिल मेरा गोरिया चली…
उड़ा के निंदिया कहा त

Results Mein Milta Hai Babaji Ka Thullu

Exams Ke Time Raat Bhar Padhte Hai
Saare Students Bankar ULLU..

Exams Ke Time Raat Bhar Padhte Hai
Saare Students Bankar ULLU..

Phir Bhi Results Mein Milta Hai

Sirf

BABA JI KA THULLU!!

Free Mein US Ghoom Aaun

Kapil: Soch raha hun USA ghoom aaun, Free Me

Shahrukh: Free me kaise?

Kapil: ab sochne ke bhi paise lagenge??!!!

Babaji Ka Thullu

Arzz kiya hai,

Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu

Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu

Maine toh nayi patta li tujhe kya milla ?
Babaji ka thullu??

—– In Hindi —–

अर्ज़ किया है,

मुझ से break-up कर के तू बन गयी उल्लू

मुझ से break-up कर के तू बन गयी उल्लू

मैंने तो नयी पटा ली तुझे क्या मिला?
बाबाजी का ठुल्लू??

Weekend ka wow.... Sath mae Salluuuu...

Weekend ka wow....
Sath mae Salluuuu...

Kapil ka aww.....
Sath mae babji ka thulluu... :-D :-D

If gutthi introduces engg. in comedy nights

If gutthi introduces engg. in comedy
nights...
Gutthi-palak,
palak -engg.,
engg.-exams,
Exams - difficult ,
difficult - fail,
fail - another attempt,
another attempt -nov,
nov -may ,
may - nov ,
nov - may!
Aur phir baba ji ka thullu

Babaji ka thallu joke Exam Special

Exams Ke Time Raat
Bhar Padhte Hai Saare
Students Bankar ULLU..
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Exams Ke Time Raat
Bhar Padhte Hai Saare
Students Bankar ULLU..
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Phir Bhi Results Mein Milta
Hai Sirf
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BABA JI KA THULLU

Congress to change its party symbol from “Hand” to “Baba ji ka Thullu”

Today in a surprise move by the Congress, they have announced to change their party symbol from Right Hand to Baba ji ka Thallu.

Baba ji ka Thullu

Mujhse breakup kar ke ban gayi tu ullu,
Mujhse breakup kar ke ban gayi tu ullu,
Mujhe dusri mil gayi tujhe kya mila
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Baba ji ka thullu...

Babaji ka Thullu with Kapil Sharma

Kapil Sharma :Ranbir Aap Movies Banate Ho . .
2-3Mahine Movie Promote Karte Ho . .
Film Hit Ho jati Hai . .
Producer Ko Saare Paise Mil Jaate Hai . .
Aapko Kya Milta Hai ?
BABA JI KA THUULU.
Ranbir : Tumne Yeh Show Shuru Karwaya. . .
Hindustan Ka Number One Show. .
Kya TRP's hai . .
Par Tu Abhi Bhi Gareeb Lag Raha Hai . .
Tujhe Kya Mila???
BABA JI KA THALLU

Babaji Ka Thullu Special Joke

Pappu - Hey Girl- Today I wanna tell you those 3 magical words..
Pappu - Oh, Wow, tell me fast..
I have been waiting for them! . . . . . . . . . .
Girl- Babaji Ka Thullu

Babaji Ka Thullu Special Joke

Pappu - Hey Girl- Today I wanna tell you those 3 magical words..
Pappu - Oh, Wow, tell me fast..
I have been waiting for them! . . . . . . . . . .
Girl- Babaji Ka Thullu

Babaji Ka Thullu Special joke

Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai..
Tax Pay Karta Hai..
Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai? BABA JI KA THULLU

Babaji Ka Thullu Special Joke

Raat ko jaagta hai ullu.....
wah wah!!
Raatko jaagta hai ullu......
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Neeche kya dhoond rahe ho???
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Babaji ka thullu!

Sad Poetry In Hindi Ghazals

Marr Ke Uski Muhabbat Me Itna Aaram Mila Mujhe

Wafadaron Ki Fehrist Me Barda Paidaan Mila Mujhe,

Reh Kar Uski Panahon Me Choor Chali Thi Apni Shakshiyat Ko

Bichard Kar Us-Se Khud Ka Naam Mila Mujhe,

Bardi Door Tak Chali Thi Sath Uske Main Rashton Par

Jab Se Use Ne Tanha Chorda Har Manzil Ka Payaam Mila Mujhe...!!!

- See more at: http://mazzaleloz.blogspot.in/2013/07/sad-poetry-on-love-in-hindi-ghazals.html#sthash.X1YJ1Sqn.dpuf

Marr Ke Uski Muhabbat Me Itna Aaram Mila Mujhe

Wafadaron Ki Fehrist Me Barda Paidaan Mila Mujhe,

Reh Kar Uski Panahon Me Choor Chali Thi Apni Shakshiyat Ko

Bichard Kar Us-Se Khud Ka Naam Mila Mujhe,

Bardi Door Tak Chali Thi Sath Uske Main Rashton Par

Jab Se Use Ne Tanha Chorda Har Manzil Ka Payaam Mila Mujhe...!!!

- See more at: http://poetrysync.blogspot.in/2013/07/sad-poetry-on-love-in-hindi-ghazals.html#sthash.X1YJ1Sqn.dpuf

Suno Jana!

Tum Kehtey Thy naa Ke Mujhe tum sey Muhabbat Nahi Hai To Aao, Aaj Milo meri Muhabbat Ke Gawahon Sey Meri Chaadar, Mera Bistar, Mera Takiyaa... Sab Mi Meri Muhabbat Ke Gawah Hain, Meri Hickiyan, Meri Siskiyan... Sab In Me Dafan Hain, Teri Ruswai, Teray Hijar Ke Aansoo... Roz Yeh Khud Me Jazb Kartay Hain, Poocho Chand Taaron Sy, Baaghon Ke Phoolon Sy... Panchiyon Ke Aashiyanon Sy... Teri Yeh Deewani Sab Sy Tera Poocha Karti Hai, Teri Muhabbat Ki Gawa Hai Meri Dairy... Jis Sey Main Har Pal Teri Baatain Karti Hon, Yeh Shayri Meri Jis mein chah kar bhi main Tera Naam Likhnay Sy, Khud Ko Rok Nahi Paati Hon, Suno jana! Meri Anmool Muhabbat Ke Gawah Bohat Hain... Par Utnay Nahi Hain, Jitnay Ke! Tery Mujh Sy Bicharrnay Ke Bahanay...!!!

Sad Poetry On Love In Hindi Ghazals With Emotional Pictures

Monday, 8 July 2013

Heart Touching Love Urdu Ghazals With Emotional Pictures...

Suno Jana!

Tum Kehtey Thy naa

Ke

Mujhe tum sey Muhabbat Nahi Hai

To Aao,

Aaj Milo meri Muhabbat Ke Gawahon Sey

Meri Chaadar, Mera Bistar, Mera Takiyaa...

Sab Mi Meri Muhabbat Ke Gawah Hain,

Meri Hickiyan, Meri Siskiyan...

Sab In Me Dafan Hain,

Teri Ruswai, Teray Hijar Ke Aansoo...

Roz Yeh Khud Me Jazb Kartay Hain,

Poocho Chand Taaron Sy, Baaghon Ke Phoolon Sy...

Panchiyon Ke Aashiyanon Sy...

Teri Yeh Deewani Sab Sy Tera Poocha Karti Hai,

Teri Muhabbat Ki Gawa Hai Meri Dairy...

Jis Sey Main Har Pal

Teri Baatain Karti Hon, Yeh Shayri Meri

Jis mein chah kar bhi main

Tera Naam Likhnay Sy,

Khud Ko Rok Nahi Paati Hon,

Suno jana!

Meri Anmool Muhabbat Ke Gawah Bohat Hain...

Par Utnay Nahi Hain,

Jitnay Ke!

Tery Mujh Sy Bicharrnay Ke Bahanay...!!!

Marr Ke Uski Muhabbat Me Itna Aaram Mila Mujhe

Wafadaron Ki Fehrist Me Barda Paidaan Mila Mujhe,

Reh Kar Uski Panahon Me Choor Chali Thi Apni Shakshiyat Ko

Bichard Kar Us-Se Khud Ka Naam Mila Mujhe,

Bardi Door Tak Chali Thi Sath Uske Main Rashton Par

Jab Se Use Ne Tanha Chorda Har Manzil Ka Payaam Mila Mujhe...!!!

Aankhon Me Kisi Yaad Ka Ras Ghol Rahi Hun

Uljhay Hoay Palon Say Girah Khol Rahi Hun,

Woh Aay Khareeday Mujhay Pinjray Me Bitha Day

Main Bhaag Me Kisi Mayna Ki Tarah Bol Rahi Hun,

Hur Baar Huaa Hay Meray Nuqsaan Ka Sauda

Kehnay Ko Hamesha Say Main Anmol Rahi Hun...!!!

- See more at: http://poetrysync.blogspot.in/2013/07/sad-poetry-on-love-in-hindi-ghazals.html#sthash.X1YJ1Sqn.dpuf

Sad Poetry On Love In Hindi Ghazals With Emotional Pictures

Monday, 8 July 2013

Heart Touching Love Urdu Ghazals With Emotional Pictures...

Suno Jana!

Tum Kehtey Thy naa

Ke

Mujhe tum sey Muhabbat Nahi Hai

To Aao,

Aaj Milo meri Muhabbat Ke Gawahon Sey

Meri Chaadar, Mera Bistar, Mera Takiyaa...

Sab Mi Meri Muhabbat Ke Gawah Hain,

Meri Hickiyan, Meri Siskiyan...

Sab In Me Dafan Hain,

Teri Ruswai, Teray Hijar Ke Aansoo...

Roz Yeh Khud Me Jazb Kartay Hain,

Poocho Chand Taaron Sy, Baaghon Ke Phoolon Sy...

Panchiyon Ke Aashiyanon Sy...

Teri Yeh Deewani Sab Sy Tera Poocha Karti Hai,

Teri Muhabbat Ki Gawa Hai Meri Dairy...

Jis Sey Main Har Pal

Teri Baatain Karti Hon, Yeh Shayri Meri

Jis mein chah kar bhi main

Tera Naam Likhnay Sy,

Khud Ko Rok Nahi Paati Hon,

Suno jana!

Meri Anmool Muhabbat Ke Gawah Bohat Hain...

Par Utnay Nahi Hain,

Jitnay Ke!

Tery Mujh Sy Bicharrnay Ke Bahanay...!!!

Marr Ke Uski Muhabbat Me Itna Aaram Mila Mujhe

Wafadaron Ki Fehrist Me Barda Paidaan Mila Mujhe,

Reh Kar Uski Panahon Me Choor Chali Thi Apni Shakshiyat Ko

Bichard Kar Us-Se Khud Ka Naam Mila Mujhe,

Bardi Door Tak Chali Thi Sath Uske Main Rashton Par

Jab Se Use Ne Tanha Chorda Har Manzil Ka Payaam Mila Mujhe...!!!

Aankhon Me Kisi Yaad Ka Ras Ghol Rahi Hun

Uljhay Hoay Palon Say Girah Khol Rahi Hun,

Woh Aay Khareeday Mujhay Pinjray Me Bitha Day

Main Bhaag Me Kisi Mayna Ki Tarah Bol Rahi Hun,

Hur Baar Huaa Hay Meray Nuqsaan Ka Sauda

Kehnay Ko Hamesha Say Main Anmol Rahi Hun...!!!

- See more at: http://poetrysync.blogspot.in/2013/07/sad-poetry-on-love-in-hindi-ghazals.html#sthash.X1YJ1Sqn.dpuf

Marr Ke Uski Muhabbat Me Itna Aaram Mila Mujhe

Wafadaron Ki Fehrist Me Barda Paidaan Mila Mujhe,

Reh Kar Uski Panahon Me Choor Chali Thi Apni Shakshiyat Ko

Bichard Kar Us-Se Khud Ka Naam Mila Mujhe,

Bardi Door Tak Chali Thi Sath Uske Main Rashton Par

Jab Se Use Ne Tanha Chorda Har Manzil Ka Payaam Mila Mujhe...!!!

- See more at: http://poetrysync.blogspot.in/2013/07/sad-poetry-on-love-in-hindi-ghazals.html#sthash.X1YJ1Sqn.dpuf

Marr Ke Uski Muhabbat Me Itna Aaram Mila Mujhe

Wafadaron Ki Fehrist Me Barda Paidaan Mila Mujhe,

Reh Kar Uski Panahon Me Choor Chali Thi Apni Shakshiyat Ko

Bichard Kar Us-Se Khud Ka Naam Mila Mujhe,

Bardi Door Tak Chali Thi Sath Uske Main Rashton Par

Jab Se Use Ne Tanha Chorda Har Manzil Ka Payaam Mila Mujhe...!!!

- See more at: http://poetrysync.blogspot.in/2013/07/sad-poetry-on-love-in-hindi-ghazals.html#sthash.X1YJ1Sqn.dpuf

Sad Poetry On Love In Hindi Ghazals With Emotional Pictures

Monday, 8 July 2013

Heart Touching Love Urdu Ghazals With Emotional Pictures...

Suno Jana!

Tum Kehtey Thy naa

Ke

Mujhe tum sey Muhabbat Nahi Hai

To Aao,

Aaj Milo meri Muhabbat Ke Gawahon Sey

Meri Chaadar, Mera Bistar, Mera Takiyaa...

Sab Mi Meri Muhabbat Ke Gawah Hain,

Meri Hickiyan, Meri Siskiyan...

Sab In Me Dafan Hain,

Teri Ruswai, Teray Hijar Ke Aansoo...

Roz Yeh Khud Me Jazb Kartay Hain,

Poocho Chand Taaron Sy, Baaghon Ke Phoolon Sy...

Panchiyon Ke Aashiyanon Sy...

Teri Yeh Deewani Sab Sy Tera Poocha Karti Hai,

Teri Muhabbat Ki Gawa Hai Meri Dairy...

Jis Sey Main Har Pal

Teri Baatain Karti Hon, Yeh Shayri Meri

Jis mein chah kar bhi main

Tera Naam Likhnay Sy,

Khud Ko Rok Nahi Paati Hon,

Suno jana!

Meri Anmool Muhabbat Ke Gawah Bohat Hain...

Par Utnay Nahi Hain,

Jitnay Ke!

Tery Mujh Sy Bicharrnay Ke Bahanay...!!!

Marr Ke Uski Muhabbat Me Itna Aaram Mila Mujhe

Wafadaron Ki Fehrist Me Barda Paidaan Mila Mujhe,

Reh Kar Uski Panahon Me Choor Chali Thi Apni Shakshiyat Ko

Bichard Kar Us-Se Khud Ka Naam Mila Mujhe,

Bardi Door Tak Chali Thi Sath Uske Main Rashton Par

Jab Se Use Ne Tanha Chorda Har Manzil Ka Payaam Mila Mujhe...!!!

Aankhon Me Kisi Yaad Ka Ras Ghol Rahi Hun

Uljhay Hoay Palon Say Girah Khol Rahi Hun,

Woh Aay Khareeday Mujhay Pinjray Me Bitha Day

Main Bhaag Me Kisi Mayna Ki Tarah Bol Rahi Hun,

Hur Baar Huaa Hay Meray Nuqsaan Ka Sauda

Kehnay Ko Hamesha Say Main Anmol Rahi Hun...!!!

- See more at: http://poetrysync.blogspot.in/2013/07/sad-poetry-on-love-in-hindi-ghazals.html#sthash.X1YJ1Sqn.dpuf

Marr Ke Uski Muhabbat Me Itna Aaram Mila Mujhe

Wafadaron Ki Fehrist Me Barda Paidaan Mila Mujhe,

Reh Kar Uski Panahon Me Choor Chali Thi Apni Shakshiyat Ko

Bichard Kar Us-Se Khud Ka Naam Mila Mujhe,

Bardi Door Tak Chali Thi Sath Uske Main Rashton Par

Jab Se Use Ne Tanha Chorda Har Manzil Ka Payaam Mila Mujhe...!!!

- See more at: http://poetrysync.blogspot.in/2013/07/sad-poetry-on-love-in-hindi-ghazals.html#sthash.X1YJ1Sqn.dp

LOVE SMS IN HINDI

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pehla Pyar 

Zindgi ka pahla pyar kaun bhulta hai
Ye pahli bar hota hai jab koi kisi ko
Khud se badhkar chahta hai,
Uski pasnd uski khwahish me khud ko bhul jata hai,
Hota hai itna khubsurt pehla pyar to na jane
Kyu aksar adhura reh jata hai 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love Promise 

una Hai Wo Jate Hue Keh Gay Eke
Ab To Hum Sirf Tumare Khabo Me Ayenge,
Koi Keh De Unse Ke Wo Wada Kar Lee,
Hum Jindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pyar ke 

Na Peene ka sook tha na pilane ka sook tha
Hame to shirf najre milane ka sook tha
Per kya kare ham najre usi se mila baitehe
Jinhe najro se pilane ka sook tha….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love SMS 

Kyo kisi se itna pyar ho jata hai,
ek pal ka intzar bhi dushwar ho jata hai,
lagne lagte hai apne bhi praye,
aur ek ajnabi par aitbar ho jata hai…

Hindi Love SMS

Nazrein mili toh laga jaise sapna
Pass dikhi toh laga koi apna
Dil ko aapse bas yehi hai kehna
Ki aapka pyar toh hai dil ka gehna…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Best Love 

Suraj se kaho roshni dena chhor de,
Sitaro se kaho timtimana chhor de.
Agar tum nahi aa sakte to,
apni yadon se kaho Humein satana chhor de…

Puzzle Riddles Sms Messages & jokes

                                   Puzzle Riddles Sms Messages & jokes

Hardest job in the world

Category: - Puzzle Sms, 

Hardest job in the world:
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Police sketch artist in CHINA.

Khali jagah bharo

Category: Double Meaning, Puzzle Riddles Sms

Khali jagah bharo
____ Land ____ par ____ Choot.
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tum to wanhi tak sochoge..
Ans is:
Wood Land shoes Par Bhari Choot!

1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha

Category: Funny Sms, .

1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha
Ladki ne kaha mera naam Note mein likha hai.
Usme likha tha:
07/09/2001
Msg expert ho to ladki ka naam batao!!!

What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?

Category: Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, 

A deadly PJ.
What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?
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KISSAN JAM!
Plz dont throw ur mobiles.

Questions you can never Answer

Category: Puzzle Riddles Sms, Question-Answer Sms.

Questions you can never Answer..
1. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
2. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
3. Why do people pay to go up tall building and then put money in binocular to look at things on the ground?
4. Why does goofy stand erect while pluto remains on the fours? They’re both dogs!!
5. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on..
6. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
7. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Why This Kolaveri Di

Category:  Question-Answer Sms

India Is Facing Serious Questions..
Hum Cloromint kyu khate hai?
Melody itni Chocolaty kyu hai?
And Now..
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Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di?

Love Exam

Category:  Love Sms

(Love Exam)
Ek nadi mein 2 insaan doob rahe hai.
1 wo jise aap pyar karte ho,
Aur
Dusra vo jo aapko pyar karta hai.
Aap kisko bachaoge?
Aur kyu!!
Plz Reply

Who’s your favorite celebrity

Category: Puzzle Riddles Sms.

Who’s your favorite celebrity
Find out by this calculation.. Try it.
Do not look at the answers!
It really works
1 se 9 mein ek No. guess karo..
No. ko 3 ke sath multiply karo
Usme 3 add
Karo, vapis 3 se multiply karo
2 digit No. milega, Dono number ko add karo.
1.Katrina Kaif
2.Aishwarya
3.Karina
4.kajol
5.Rani
6.Salman khan
7.Aamir khan
8.Shahrukh khan
9.poonam dwivedi
10.Ajay devgan
Thank u very much 4 ur choice.
I appreciate all my fans

Answers Below – Dirty Mind

Category: Double Meaning Sms

Answers Below
1.BOO_S ?
2. _ _NDOM ?
3.F_ _ K ?
4.P_ N_S ?
5.PU_S_ ?
Ans:
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
MAY
GOD BLESS UR DIRTY MIND

Who was the 1st indian to use 4G?

Category: Naughty Sms

This PJ will blow u,
Who was the 1st indian to use 4G?
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Its not Rajnikanth all the time.
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Ans: Anil Kapor
aG..oG..loG..sunoG..(4G)